Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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