I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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