Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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