Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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