do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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