you guys were way drunker than both of me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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