Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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