piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Randomize
