Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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