Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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