just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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