If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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