Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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