i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
