I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Randomize