It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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