epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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