just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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