Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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