Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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