im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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