He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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