I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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