Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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