you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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