after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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