the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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