question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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