You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So apparently I’m into choking now
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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