how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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