dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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