Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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