the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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