North Korea, Best Korea!
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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