I have demons in me.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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