I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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