Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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