..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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