I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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