Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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