plz talk dirty to me
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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