there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
where am i from again
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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