You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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