I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Randomize
