real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My ass is underappreciated
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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