This girl is more easily done than said...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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