Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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