have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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