Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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