Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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