I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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