I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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