Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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